Look, ma, a new episode just dropped! This one is full of shit to the brim. Even more so than prof. Ellen Langer who cannot stay within a context and claimed that 1+1 = 10 because in the binary notation it looks like 10 in decimal… anyway, whatever. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MlmFj1-mOtg No, the brain ain’t computing any hecking probabilities. It is not a Bayesian machine. It is not a prediction machine. It is not a simulator. It is not a statistical engine. ...
Prompt engineers, lmao
Time waits for no one, the race to the bottom accelerates faster than ever, and the “future” is now. Competition is severe and mostly meaningless, as in some third-world criminal infested ghetto. This is what LLMs turned our world into. So, lets “pee on” so called “prompt engineers”, in the 4chan parlance, of course.. Here is my benchmark prompt to evaluate performance of LLMs. All the “simple” offline models fail miserably, and only Grok and Gemini can produce something adequate. Claude is also good, but it is supposed to be the best, being trained especially for code generation. ...
Fuck you, gemini
FUCK THIS SHIT! No, really. It just hallucinated a non-existent package, with such a confidence lmao Yes, yes, I know, it cannot know anything about “existence”, but at least these dorks do not “deserve” the exuberant money they got paid. Uniform Code Block Rendering in Eww and Shr To get syntax highlighting in eww and shr, you need to use a package that intercepts <code> and <pre> tags and applies Emacs’s built-in font-locking. The eww-code-blocks-mode is a good choice for this. ...
DeepMind and OpenAI win Gold
Oh, look DeepMind and OpenAI win gold at ICPC (codeforces.com) So, a model memorized a lot more of a convoluted stuff and been able to spit out a coherent code. While this is absolutely amazing considering that it works at the level of syntax, and that its “representation” captures only “possible relations among tokens” and posses no “understanding”, thinking leave alone reasoning capacities whatsoever. It just picks up one of the few next most probable tokens, given the previous “context” (a sequence of tokens “so far”). ...
Let me show you something
Have you ever seen the real complexity of the outside world, a glimpse of how overwhelmingly complex everything is? Let me show you something. Recently, I stumbled upon yet another post on /biz/ about some guy bragging about “finally made it” with a shitcoin. The attached screenshots show the chart of HiFi shitcoin (or whatever it was?) going “vertical” for a while. And, as usual, in retrospect everything was “simple” and “obvious” – the guy was “early” on a shitcoin after enough of trying. A classic story in some sense. ...
Defeating Nondeterminism, my ass
And while passing by… Yet another “look, look at us, we are soooo smart and clever, give us much more money just because we are so cool” article dropped. https://thinkingmachines.ai/blog/defeating-nondeterminism-in-llm-inference/ The lack of exact precision is not the fundamental issue here. Even if one manages to overcome the “numerical instability issues” and would be able to reproduce always the same structural output from the same linguistic (or otherwise structured) input the “hallucinations” and “subtle bullshitting” won’t go away in principle. ...
the LLM upanishad
To understand what non-deterministic, “syntax level” probabilistic models are actually producing (an illusion), we have to understand how the Mind (of an external observer) works, and how it produces Maya (which has been intuitively understood since the early Upanishads) – an ultimate illusion created by the Mind itself – an inner representations of the “outside” world, which the mind (and body) uses for “decision making”. The “outside” world is inherently complex, non-deterministic and “concurrent” at the level of “compositions” and, at the same “time”, deterministic enough at the level of the “most basic building blocks” (of biology, lets say) – “simple” molecular structure’s (“small” molecules) are exactly the same, exact copies of clones of each other (otherwise everything will break) while larger molecular structures (like whole proteins and their compositions) may have “flaws” or “mutations” or just simple “kinks” – a slightly different shape or a resulting form. ...
LLM (and Math) Philosophy 202
DESCRIPTION: Idiots, idiots everywhere.jpg I am getting old and my cognitive abilities are slowly declining, and I will have no pension or social security, so I need a “Turing Award” or something. (only partially kidding). And, yes, I “hacked” these “longevity” memes and “protocols”, but seems like fighting an increase in entropy and the second law of thermodynamics is not that efficient as some meme-guys claim on YouTube ). So, lets settle one fundamental meme-question once and for all, so we can let it all go and focus on “bio-hacking” and what not. ...
How to program "just right" without any LLM "vapecoding"
Before one begins to write any code, one must understand the domain and its concepts and relationships between them. This is exactly what mathematics is all about – generalized abstract contempts, their properties and relationships. The best way to understand something is to “hack” the expert’s “models” with they carry inside their heads (literally, conditioned neural structures) and articulate using their specific language (slang, jargon) and contexts and idioms. There is a hard way – become an expert, build or grow up your own understanding, and then write it down as simple, well-understood mathematics – sets, functions, universal algebraic structures. This is a much better way, and, perhaps, the only way. ...
Kernigan and Rust
https://developers.slashdot.org/story/25/08/30/044226/what-happened-when-unix-co-creator-brian-kernighan-tried-rust It is a peculiar experience to know more and have a better understating that the CS celebrity, whose book you have read as a teenager. Just like I wrote before, C was a PHP of the 80s, if you will – a bunch of clever hacks (while PHP has nothing clever and was a Fractal Of Bad Design by an unqualified and ignorant amateurs) which allowed one to quickly “get shit done” in the way that wasn’t possible before, which is the reason behind its popularity. It also appeared to be way more “cool”, “practical” and clever than “theoretical” Algol or PL/1. ...